Bathroom or garbage?

I hate to go outside alone to the garbage.  I am afraid of raccoons, coyotes, rabid squirrels, rabbits, you name it.  They are all going to get me if I take the garbage out alone.  All of them together, but only when I go to the garbage at night.  They are all going to talk and then they will creep out of the woods and get me.   

Tonight, I needed to take out some things to the garbage and the outdoor lights were not on.  I asked Max to help me but stated that I needed him to help me go to the bathroom!  Ha!  We all laughed.  He said that I wasn’t a grandma yet and he didn’t need help me.  Ha ha ha!  

He helped me take it out and the creatures of the night didn’t get me :). 

On a side note, I am happy that he said that he would help me when I get old.