Contacts

So, this morning after Eric took a shower he went to put his contacts in. He came out and this is the conversation
Eric - "What did you do with my contacts?"
me - "I didn't do anything with them! What are you talking about?"
Eric - "I can't find them and I put them in the case last night." (then checking his eyes to make sure they weren't still in his eyes)
me - "I didn't do anything with them! I promise. Why would I have done something with them"
Eric "Come in the bathroom with me and see"
me - "Okay" (laugh laugh)
Eric "I put your contact case up here (pointing to the counter) and then put mine in this case and put mine here. Look at the color of your contacts. You must have mine in your eyes.
me - "Why in the world would I have yours in and why would I not know! Your contacts are way less of a prescription than mine. I would not be able to see if I was wearing yours"
Eric - "Just take one out and compare the color with this other one"
me - "NO, that is so obsurd. I am not wearing your contacts!" (laugh harder)
Eric - "I still don't know what you did with them. Do you fill up your solution before you put your contacts in?"
me - "Yes. There was a eyelash in the case last night and I dumped it in the sink... I bet that I dumped the wrong case out and your contacts went down the drain." (laugh, laugh)
Eric - "Bonehead, you must have done that. That is why our contact cases are different colors not the same".
me - "I know, but I changed my contacts and wanted to save the other one for some reason. Do you have another pair?"
Eric - "Yes, just one"
me - "Good, put those in and don't ask me if I am wearing yours again!"

I was using the same color contact case as Eric's last night because my eyes were all red and I decided to see if it was because of the contacts. Instead of just throwing the others away, I decided to save them for some reason and found the case that matched Eric's case to put them in. Apparently, this wasn't a good idea.

Ha ha... I was totally laughing today at this conversation. Eric actually thought that I was wearing his contacts and just proceeding with my day. NOPE! I could see just fine all day and nothing was fuzzy or different. Sorry, honey.. I washed them down the drain. They just slipped down without me even noticing.